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How do you top a car?

You tep on the brake.

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1. Photons have mass?

I didn't even know they were Catholic

2. Did you hear about the scientist that hates negative numbers?

He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

3. I can’t get a loan to start a basketball team in Prague

All of the banks are worried about the Czechs bouncing

4. What did one butter say to the other butter

Butter late than never

5. I told a friend that our kids get their looks from their Mom

I’ve still got mine!

6. If your health insurance company ever denies your claim to pay for a wheelchair, try shouting a few insults at them over the phone.

Then they might recognize your diss ability.

7. What do you call a display of *Great White* sushi?

A Sharkuterie Tray.

8. What do you call a display of *Great White* sushi?

A Sharkuterie Tray.

9. Why did the Turtle cross the road?

Just for the shell of it..

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Because I'm lacktoes intolerant.

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